Sakurai Ariyoshi Abunai Yakai 2015.08.06
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spsnDoing this for the obvious reason, and you'll be able to tell what it is when you see the caps. For that very obvious reason, I'm only going to do Miyake Ken's part, though you don't see Tanaka Kei reacted like the way he did here in his drama/movies. For those who don't know who's Tanaka Kei, he's the dude that everybody hates (at least, me) in Gunshi Kanbee, and the sidekick that everybody loves in Library Wars, and the 2 titles mentioned are lead by Okada, ha! Back to the show, Miyake's segment is divided into 2 parts, the first one where he went to Shinjuku nichoume for a survey, who's the one that gay people prefer, Miyake or Sho-chan. Yeah, this is Japan, period. But I got to give it to Ken to handle the topic well and not turn it into a stereotyped disaster. The second one is all about Ken's fetishes, off course, these are all things that he's been broadcasting in other show as well (basically all Matsuko Deluxe's shows that he appeared on...), but for the consideration that this is not midnight show, it's a little bit toned down.
Firstly, Ken's choise of clothing was in question.
Sho-chan: What's going on here senpai?
Ken: I've been wanting to wear kimono
Sho-chan:Have you ever wore kimono on TV before?
Ken: No
Sho-chan: chotto, let's show us *Ken's short fashion show*
Ken continued that this is not everyday clothes, but he want to wear this. It stands out and he'll definitely be exposed if he wears this outside, hence he's wearing it here.
Arioshi commented that it gives great uncomfortable feeling and Takahashi added on that wearing this implied that there'll be a segment on this.
A little bit of montage of Ken and V6's excerpt and Ken being the middle kid in V6 (I wonder where that Ken funny eating face come from). Upon research, some of the impression of Ken is carefree and have the innocense of primary school kid (well, he got the look :p).
But another strong impression is that he's popular with gay people. He's been ranked #1 in multiple survey on this topic. Well, how could he not? Look at the abs!!!
So Abunai Yakai staff (yes, the same one that shoot the rest of Johnny's LOL) confirmed this information.
Well, Ken mentioned that he's been told the same since he's a teenager. Then staff suggested that how about we go and find out TOGETHER.
Ken: I'm going too? together?
That's how this segment was born. Ken going to Shinjuku nichoume to search for who's more popular within gay people, him or Sho-chan? Off course they have to drag Sho-chan in, as he had similar previous segment.
On the day itself, we have Tanaka-D with us!
Ken-chan quickly commented on Tanaka-D's black outfit and it has great night smell LOL.
I like Ken that he doesn't have reserve towards staff and will blurt out (calculatively) comments that hits the point but not offensive. We get to see more of this later.
TanakaD, our hero in getting shots of our idols being naked in both shower and public bath. But will he be able to make Ken shade his clothes?
There're small talk about the last time Ken went to Shinjuku nichoume was about 3-4 years ago, and Ken usually does boxing and gym for his sports regime, and immediately Tanaka-san brought up the subject whether Ken would show off his hot bod.
Ken: I saw what my kouhai did for this show.
And when asked whether he'll do the same, Ken put on the batsu sign :( :( :(. But Ken, what all those 6 packs abs beneath your clothes for? For self appreciation?
They started the survey with the take stall, the worker's name is Takorin, and off course he chose Ken.
Reason? He's been always attracted to cute guys and since they're cute he wants to tease them.
On the second shop (underwear shop and the BGM shouted 'freedom! freedom! when they entered the song LOL) that they went to, the dude also chose Ken because Ken gives out the gay aura.
The person in question emphasized that he like girls, but seemed that the dude's gay radar is on. LOL
The third shop also chose Ken.
The next 2 shops that they went to were full with Sho-chan's fans though LOL.
But one of them chose Ken, the reason? Although he seemed to be indecisive, but let's say if they're going out, he'll know where to eat and stuff.
Ken also said that he's indecisive and only decide on last minute.
Then when asked any other opinion, the person next to him said that isn't he a pervert (sukebe)? Ken: sukebe-desu.
Staff: Is there any message for Ken?
He wish to meet him.
And his wish was granted in an instance!
His face (and the person next to her!) when the real Ken showed up.... priceless
By this time, Ken was worried whether the segment will be interesting or not, but Tanaka-D assured him that it's okay.
The current taly was 4-15, Ken is losing! *gasp* afterall, Sho-chan is famous for being gays' magnet LOL.
This guy seemed to nail down every single things about Ken. He mentioned that Ken is a tsundere type whereby outside he'll be cool saying 'come here!', but in private he's spoiled.
He looks like the type that wants to sleep on someone's lap. Ken: yes!
He suggested to do more gym training to release the male hormone (whatever that means), then he added maybe he took too much isoflavone
Same reaction when Ken appeared. Ken blurted out that they've been rude since earlier on. LOL
Then Ken started the conversation asking that everybody during daily life is the normal type of people, and asking what are their jobs.
Most of them are salaryman and one of them does manual labor. And the last person was trolling and that's the end of it LOL.
After all this, Ken is still worried about the segment
They went to more shops and slowly they found more people choosing Ken. They just need to find the right place, ha!
In the middle of this, I think Ken was asked on what he thought about gay people.
Ken: Gay people is not men nor women but they're taking their good points and sense and there're lots of people trying to find a good balance. Gay people don't hesitate about saying what they like.
Rather weird, and that's because my Japanese is lacking, but I think Ken tries to balance out the comment and perception on LGBT and being politically correct.
And the last shop in this segment chose Ken!
And again, same reaction when the real dud showed up.
In here we get to see a mini consultation session by Miyake Ken.
The person next to Ken convided that although he looked like okama (what's the english word for this? I know the bahasa, but it looks wrong if it's directly translated to english), but he hasn't told his parents yet and he's worrying about it. Ken was asked his thought if he's in this person's shoe.
Ken: It's better to tell your parents because your parents won't be there forever if you keep on delaying and it's not impossible that there'll be a fight or there's no understanding obtained but this is about yourself and you'd want to be acknowledged and you'd need the courage by saying this and therefore telling your parents is better.
And by saying this everybody in that shop went teary eyes, and the people on the show ruined that moment by saying Ken is a gay charisma. (damn you Takahashi!)
Then after saying all those nice things, one of the shop people asked him whether he's gay and thingking of 'coming out'. LOL
Still worrying about the segment, Tanaka-D again reassure that the segment is OK.
Then Ken: This is the kind location shooting that would bring him to do some reflection during bath time...
And yes! Tanaka-D was sure to catch that! LOL, but Ken quickly retreated, sigh! Tanaka-D, I expect more from you LOL.
Then they did a further survey on more 100 people and the result was a hands down to Miyake.
Ken then was complaining that this is not the location shooting that I want to do and that when Tanaka-D did the survey for 100 people, him being on the studio watching is good enough, right? He thought of doing something else, practically blaming EVERYTHING on Tanaka-D. From Abunai Yakai episodes that I've watched so far, this is the first time some Johnny's stood up and complaining on Tanaka-D LOL.
Bonus: you don't get to see this kind of expression in movies.
Ken *Looking for Tanaka-D and found the blonde hair dude*
Ken restated his complaint to Tanaka-D that it's not interesting.
Tanaka-D: *innocently* but everybody laughed hard, right?
Ken continued that it's not a huge LOL, and launched more complaint that the survey is half baked due to the narrow margin. You got that right, but you're facing a strong opponent there Ken LOL
Tanaka-D: if that's the case, let's re-do
LOL! Tanaka-D, I love you!!!
Ken complained further that why Tanaka-D decided on his own, and he's the guest, he should be the one deciding LOL!!!
Another bonus... well, basically he's been LOL-ing in this whole escapade.
Sho-chan jumped in to pitch in and we know what's in store next!
Basically they're trying to engage into argument that it's super forced and doesn't make sense LOL
Ken: Since you're the kouhai, you have to protect me
Sho-chan: but i only met you about 5 times this year.
Ken: that's enough, Sakurai!
*chuu* --> Ken is damn short so he lifted his heel to reach Sho-chan's lips LOL, the initiative!
The difference between senpai and kouhai, the kouhai was flustered but the senpai just laughed it off.
Sho-chan: senpai's lips is soft ne <3
Ken: yours too, na.
Takahashi said that the flow was too sudden and showed Ken the 'right' way of doing the chuu gag.
Ken: ahh, that was fun, this is what I wanted to do.
OMG
The true face of Miyake Ken ~ Johnny's #1: The dude that loves Okada Junichi
Ken explained that since they're together since young and Okada is the youngest he looks like pet and very cute. Since then, Ken likes to sit on somebody's lap and Okada's happened to be the most steady LOL.
Takahashi asked how it looks like...
And Ken quickly suggest of demonstration and chose Arioshi's lap. Only Ken can get away with this!!
The true face of Miyake Ken ~ Johnny's #1: leg fetish!!
Ken clarified that the fetish is on women's legs and he's looking for the power plug thingy (in Japan it's 2 straight line, don't think Ken would love it if it looks like Australia's ones LOL)
Yakai staff had been prepared, thus they brought in 3 assistant for Ken to evaluate.
Before Sho-chan even finished his explanation, Ken already went over and did his inspection, and got labelled HENTAI.
And to make it worse, he did it in kimono and that made him look like some rich hentai
After inspection, Ken said he didn't find what he like and was reprimanded for being honest... those comedians, I swear!
So, he gave further explanation that the last lady has what he's looking for but only on 1 leg. OMG, my ichiban is freaking weird LOL. But at least in here, he didn't touch and 'feel' the legs.
What about Sho-chan, does he have some fetish? He really tried to think hard for this question, and came up with the answer of the ladies' back when they wear low cut dress.
But Takahashi prompted that we can't really talk about this. Yeah, it'll be sexual harrashment... Ken's checking out ladies' leg on national TV is probably considered as a no-no on other countries' standard television, but again, this is Japan XD.
Ken's true face #3: He like temples (jinja).
When go to temple, what does Ken do?
He likes those temple gates and on those gate, there are some cracks in between the pillar. He likes to smell those.
Full demonstration! Complete with the heart.
Bonus, the LOL (he's damn cute when he's like this, to hell with all the hentai stuff LOL) when he's told definitely you cannot go if wearing private clothes.
For this topic topic, the show had 2 power spot expert to recommend temples for Ken.
2 temples are up for Ken to choose from, Katori jinja in Chiba & Kashima jinja in Ibaraki
There're lots of information on both temples and I'm not going to translate all because... you can get the same from wiki, ha!
They showed what Ken loves the most, the trees...
Katori Jinja has this big 1000 years old tree that you can practically stand inside it.
Kashima Jinja also has its 800 years old tree.
Another cool thing about Kashima Jinja is this stone whereby if you splash water, you can see the dragon reflection.
The aerial view by drone from both temples.
So which one that Ken will choose?
Off course! For a tree fetish, that tree is the one!
So, we'll see Ken patroning Katori Jinja in the future.
Bonus caps: Tanaka Kei's LOL expression.
And Ken's eating face.
Ken was in Abunai Yakai to promote the album Super Very best and today exactly V6's anniversary day!!! Again, Happy 20th Anniversary!!! May we have more V6 in 30th, 40th, forever (we don't have 1995-Forever for nothing).
Firstly, Ken's choise of clothing was in question.
Sho-chan: What's going on here senpai?
Ken: I've been wanting to wear kimono
Sho-chan:Have you ever wore kimono on TV before?
Ken: No
Sho-chan: chotto, let's show us *Ken's short fashion show*
Ken continued that this is not everyday clothes, but he want to wear this. It stands out and he'll definitely be exposed if he wears this outside, hence he's wearing it here.
Arioshi commented that it gives great uncomfortable feeling and Takahashi added on that wearing this implied that there'll be a segment on this.
A little bit of montage of Ken and V6's excerpt and Ken being the middle kid in V6 (I wonder where that Ken funny eating face come from). Upon research, some of the impression of Ken is carefree and have the innocense of primary school kid (well, he got the look :p).
But another strong impression is that he's popular with gay people. He's been ranked #1 in multiple survey on this topic. Well, how could he not? Look at the abs!!!
So Abunai Yakai staff (yes, the same one that shoot the rest of Johnny's LOL) confirmed this information.
Well, Ken mentioned that he's been told the same since he's a teenager. Then staff suggested that how about we go and find out TOGETHER.
Ken: I'm going too? together?
That's how this segment was born. Ken going to Shinjuku nichoume to search for who's more popular within gay people, him or Sho-chan? Off course they have to drag Sho-chan in, as he had similar previous segment.
On the day itself, we have Tanaka-D with us!
Ken-chan quickly commented on Tanaka-D's black outfit and it has great night smell LOL.
I like Ken that he doesn't have reserve towards staff and will blurt out (calculatively) comments that hits the point but not offensive. We get to see more of this later.
TanakaD, our hero in getting shots of our idols being naked in both shower and public bath. But will he be able to make Ken shade his clothes?
There're small talk about the last time Ken went to Shinjuku nichoume was about 3-4 years ago, and Ken usually does boxing and gym for his sports regime, and immediately Tanaka-san brought up the subject whether Ken would show off his hot bod.
Ken: I saw what my kouhai did for this show.
And when asked whether he'll do the same, Ken put on the batsu sign :( :( :(. But Ken, what all those 6 packs abs beneath your clothes for? For self appreciation?
They started the survey with the take stall, the worker's name is Takorin, and off course he chose Ken.
Reason? He's been always attracted to cute guys and since they're cute he wants to tease them.
On the second shop (underwear shop and the BGM shouted 'freedom! freedom! when they entered the song LOL) that they went to, the dude also chose Ken because Ken gives out the gay aura.
The person in question emphasized that he like girls, but seemed that the dude's gay radar is on. LOL
The third shop also chose Ken.
The next 2 shops that they went to were full with Sho-chan's fans though LOL.
But one of them chose Ken, the reason? Although he seemed to be indecisive, but let's say if they're going out, he'll know where to eat and stuff.
Ken also said that he's indecisive and only decide on last minute.
Then when asked any other opinion, the person next to him said that isn't he a pervert (sukebe)? Ken: sukebe-desu.
Staff: Is there any message for Ken?
He wish to meet him.
And his wish was granted in an instance!
His face (and the person next to her!) when the real Ken showed up.... priceless
By this time, Ken was worried whether the segment will be interesting or not, but Tanaka-D assured him that it's okay.
The current taly was 4-15, Ken is losing! *gasp* afterall, Sho-chan is famous for being gays' magnet LOL.
This guy seemed to nail down every single things about Ken. He mentioned that Ken is a tsundere type whereby outside he'll be cool saying 'come here!', but in private he's spoiled.
He looks like the type that wants to sleep on someone's lap. Ken: yes!
He suggested to do more gym training to release the male hormone (whatever that means), then he added maybe he took too much isoflavone
Same reaction when Ken appeared. Ken blurted out that they've been rude since earlier on. LOL
Then Ken started the conversation asking that everybody during daily life is the normal type of people, and asking what are their jobs.
Most of them are salaryman and one of them does manual labor. And the last person was trolling and that's the end of it LOL.
After all this, Ken is still worried about the segment
They went to more shops and slowly they found more people choosing Ken. They just need to find the right place, ha!
In the middle of this, I think Ken was asked on what he thought about gay people.
Ken: Gay people is not men nor women but they're taking their good points and sense and there're lots of people trying to find a good balance. Gay people don't hesitate about saying what they like.
Rather weird, and that's because my Japanese is lacking, but I think Ken tries to balance out the comment and perception on LGBT and being politically correct.
And the last shop in this segment chose Ken!
And again, same reaction when the real dud showed up.
In here we get to see a mini consultation session by Miyake Ken.
The person next to Ken convided that although he looked like okama (what's the english word for this? I know the bahasa, but it looks wrong if it's directly translated to english), but he hasn't told his parents yet and he's worrying about it. Ken was asked his thought if he's in this person's shoe.
Ken: It's better to tell your parents because your parents won't be there forever if you keep on delaying and it's not impossible that there'll be a fight or there's no understanding obtained but this is about yourself and you'd want to be acknowledged and you'd need the courage by saying this and therefore telling your parents is better.
And by saying this everybody in that shop went teary eyes, and the people on the show ruined that moment by saying Ken is a gay charisma. (damn you Takahashi!)
Then after saying all those nice things, one of the shop people asked him whether he's gay and thingking of 'coming out'. LOL
Still worrying about the segment, Tanaka-D again reassure that the segment is OK.
Then Ken: This is the kind location shooting that would bring him to do some reflection during bath time...
And yes! Tanaka-D was sure to catch that! LOL, but Ken quickly retreated, sigh! Tanaka-D, I expect more from you LOL.
Then they did a further survey on more 100 people and the result was a hands down to Miyake.
Ken then was complaining that this is not the location shooting that I want to do and that when Tanaka-D did the survey for 100 people, him being on the studio watching is good enough, right? He thought of doing something else, practically blaming EVERYTHING on Tanaka-D. From Abunai Yakai episodes that I've watched so far, this is the first time some Johnny's stood up and complaining on Tanaka-D LOL.
Bonus: you don't get to see this kind of expression in movies.
Ken *Looking for Tanaka-D and found the blonde hair dude*
Ken restated his complaint to Tanaka-D that it's not interesting.
Tanaka-D: *innocently* but everybody laughed hard, right?
Ken continued that it's not a huge LOL, and launched more complaint that the survey is half baked due to the narrow margin. You got that right, but you're facing a strong opponent there Ken LOL
Tanaka-D: if that's the case, let's re-do
LOL! Tanaka-D, I love you!!!
Ken complained further that why Tanaka-D decided on his own, and he's the guest, he should be the one deciding LOL!!!
Another bonus... well, basically he's been LOL-ing in this whole escapade.
Sho-chan jumped in to pitch in and we know what's in store next!
Basically they're trying to engage into argument that it's super forced and doesn't make sense LOL
Ken: Since you're the kouhai, you have to protect me
Sho-chan: but i only met you about 5 times this year.
Ken: that's enough, Sakurai!
*chuu* --> Ken is damn short so he lifted his heel to reach Sho-chan's lips LOL, the initiative!
The difference between senpai and kouhai, the kouhai was flustered but the senpai just laughed it off.
Sho-chan: senpai's lips is soft ne <3
Ken: yours too, na.
Takahashi said that the flow was too sudden and showed Ken the 'right' way of doing the chuu gag.
Ken: ahh, that was fun, this is what I wanted to do.
OMG
The true face of Miyake Ken ~ Johnny's #1: The dude that loves Okada Junichi
Ken explained that since they're together since young and Okada is the youngest he looks like pet and very cute. Since then, Ken likes to sit on somebody's lap and Okada's happened to be the most steady LOL.
Takahashi asked how it looks like...
And Ken quickly suggest of demonstration and chose Arioshi's lap. Only Ken can get away with this!!
The true face of Miyake Ken ~ Johnny's #1: leg fetish!!
Ken clarified that the fetish is on women's legs and he's looking for the power plug thingy (in Japan it's 2 straight line, don't think Ken would love it if it looks like Australia's ones LOL)
Yakai staff had been prepared, thus they brought in 3 assistant for Ken to evaluate.
Before Sho-chan even finished his explanation, Ken already went over and did his inspection, and got labelled HENTAI.
And to make it worse, he did it in kimono and that made him look like some rich hentai
After inspection, Ken said he didn't find what he like and was reprimanded for being honest... those comedians, I swear!
So, he gave further explanation that the last lady has what he's looking for but only on 1 leg. OMG, my ichiban is freaking weird LOL. But at least in here, he didn't touch and 'feel' the legs.
What about Sho-chan, does he have some fetish? He really tried to think hard for this question, and came up with the answer of the ladies' back when they wear low cut dress.
But Takahashi prompted that we can't really talk about this. Yeah, it'll be sexual harrashment... Ken's checking out ladies' leg on national TV is probably considered as a no-no on other countries' standard television, but again, this is Japan XD.
Ken's true face #3: He like temples (jinja).
When go to temple, what does Ken do?
He likes those temple gates and on those gate, there are some cracks in between the pillar. He likes to smell those.
Full demonstration! Complete with the heart.
Bonus, the LOL (he's damn cute when he's like this, to hell with all the hentai stuff LOL) when he's told definitely you cannot go if wearing private clothes.
For this topic topic, the show had 2 power spot expert to recommend temples for Ken.
2 temples are up for Ken to choose from, Katori jinja in Chiba & Kashima jinja in Ibaraki
There're lots of information on both temples and I'm not going to translate all because... you can get the same from wiki, ha!
They showed what Ken loves the most, the trees...
Katori Jinja has this big 1000 years old tree that you can practically stand inside it.
Kashima Jinja also has its 800 years old tree.
Another cool thing about Kashima Jinja is this stone whereby if you splash water, you can see the dragon reflection.
The aerial view by drone from both temples.
So which one that Ken will choose?
Off course! For a tree fetish, that tree is the one!
So, we'll see Ken patroning Katori Jinja in the future.
Bonus caps: Tanaka Kei's LOL expression.
And Ken's eating face.
Ken was in Abunai Yakai to promote the album Super Very best and today exactly V6's anniversary day!!! Again, Happy 20th Anniversary!!! May we have more V6 in 30th, 40th, forever (we don't have 1995-Forever for nothing).
