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spsnIn this episode we have Nino doing PPAP (which I just can't unsee, I wish I could rewind the time I spent watching this, ugh), Kyary Pamyu Pamyu (only the shiritori segment actually caught my attention), and... This is MJ! First female guest and... she slayed MJ LOL!!! MJ was actually hyper and cute in this segment <3. Anyhoo, enjoy the segment, tried to cut short the caps, but alas...
you cannot unsee this, right?
Staff: There's an incident. We've gotten someone big (famous).
MJ: Oh, finally
Staff: more importantly, it's a lady.
So MJ was supposed to guess who'll be the lady opponent, and his guess is... Oobayashi Motoko (volleyball player).
Well obviously MJ is wrong LOL. It's Yakushima Hiroko (you know her from all those drama ne :) ).
MJ's reaction: e!? E!? *he even took out his sunglasses*
Actually the same as the rest of Arashi too.
MJ: why?
Staff: initially we're suggesting the studio guesting, however, she said that if we're going to do this, would be better to do a showdown with MJ.
Usually if we were to do a 1 side showdown, I'll aim to have MJ speechless. Hence the theme, garage parking showdown.
Yakushimaru-san is pretty confident with her skill and think that she can win.
Let's start with the showdown.
YH = Yakushimaru Hiroko
YH: So you're what people called MJ. Today we're going to go all out.
MJ: I'm just entertaining a lady's selfishness
YH: I'm still going to go all out (quoting Amachan's Suzuka Hiromi)
and MJ being Amachan fanboy... well...
The battle will have 3 stage with increasing difficulty. And who can do it faster will be the winner.
YH likes the challenge of parking in difficult spaces. So when she finds such places, she'll be 'let's see how we can do this.' Kakkoii.
To show her seriousness, for this battle, YH will be using her own car. The milleage is over 200K km. whoaa.... the maintenance cost must be high.
So obviously the other car is MJ's.
MJ has never driven such car and he doesn't get the car width (well older car tends to be longer and bigger), which is not good for him. LOL
First stage: Giri giri garage parking, basically you have to park into a space that barely fit your car's size (so imagine that super compact parking space). The main point in here is your sense of balance.
Start!
And YH amazingly done it, and without that sensor parking at that (it's an old car)! Sugoi!
Even MJ was impressed! YH's time is 55sec. MJ is feeling the pressure, this auntie is no joke LOL.
And YH commented that MJ should be able to do it faster if being careful.
Actually while YH is doing her challange, MJ was practicing, and he has the cheek to deny it LOL.
MJ's turn... well the last cap is obvious LOL.
MJ: I seriously thought it can go in.
LOL
YH's encouragement: this is only the first one, hohoho!
Challange #2 in literal meaning: Truji's home garage parking
YH is not good in backing.
In this challange, you need to do 50m backing plus passing the electrical pole, which is also simulated in terms of width here, before getting into that tiny space just like what's in the first challange.
Since YH's not good in backing, she struggled and failed as her tire hit the border, she did pass the pole though.
Bonus: pay attention to sho-chan's face on the 1st cap... LOL
MJ sneakily tried to pry for advice, but YH was smart enough to deflect haha.
And by miracle, MJ did it! in 5.36 minutes.
Staff: Did you think that there's no way you could have done it?
MJ: I also thought there's no way I could have done it. LOL such honesty.
Last challange, complex parking. The target spot is that corner spot that everybody hates.
YH: There's always that time when the empty space is at that end.
MJ: and also next to it is that huge car
*speaking from experience? wink wink*
So, while MJ is doing image simulation training, we're having the kakkoii way of doing things session.
How to easily open your snack pack without using scissors.
Bonus: MJ buuu face is LOL
Use 2 10yen coin, place each coin on front and back of 1 side of the package and with force do the tear motion.
What's funnier is both MJ & YH's fake expressions. wow!
Make a circle without using compass.
Buuu!! We can draw a circle without a compass.
How? Using 1 corner of your palm, press it in the middle of your paper, and when you draw, rotate the paper. Anybody want to try?
Even YH cannot hold her laughter :).
Lastly, how to take out the core of a lettuce without a knife.
The e!? expressions are so funny in here.
Basically you smash it to the table and that core is somehow automatically detached. You don't even need to twist the core. Hora!
And I think MJ's whoa expression is not fake at all here LOL.
Finally, the final challange! This time, the first contender is MJ. And yes, MJ failed in 6 seconds!
Even the person doesn't realize it. They need to replay it to see what went wrong and he failed the moment he passed the gate, not even 1 second. LOL
So, MJ pleads to have 1 more chance, in a very cute manner. Who could reject such plea???
YH was having so much fun with this roke shooting, she laughed so much.
And at the 2nd time, MJ failed again at 2 minutes time.
MJ was pissed, he didn't even see that LOL.
YH was LOL at the pissed off MJ.
MJ's awe expression at YH's skill. She was really good tbh.
And yes, she cleared this challange.
MJ was praising how well YH done and YH thought that when she did the backing slowly, it's a bit not cool.
MJ: Look at this rising intention (not sure what's this supposed to mean, I think this means implied boasting??), while here I am bumping it 2 times.
This pictorial shiritori game is actually quite fun if you think about it. The order is Kyari --> Ohno --> Nino --> Aiba --> Jun --> Sho (in repeats)
From the pic, it starts with Aisu (ice cream) --> Suika --> Ka (Mosquito) --> Karasu (crow) --> Suupu (soup) --> Puuru (pool) --> Ruubi (ruby) --> Bingo --> Goma (sesame) --> Marufu (Aiba-chan's miss, he thought it's Go, that's why he drew Golf, the staff saved Aiba-chan by saying it can be interpreted as Go (the board game) but Nino kept on insisting saying it's Goma... brat, but at the end he's OK with Go for the sake of the game) --> Fue --> Entotsu (chimney) --> Tsukue (desk) --> Engaku Shisou (desperate measure due to time constrain from Ohno part LOL) --> Kueshion maaku (question mark)
Subarashii!!!
I still have 1 Manabu post to be posted in this 2016, cross finger I can finish it on time.
you cannot unsee this, right?
Staff: There's an incident. We've gotten someone big (famous).
MJ: Oh, finally
Staff: more importantly, it's a lady.
So MJ was supposed to guess who'll be the lady opponent, and his guess is... Oobayashi Motoko (volleyball player).
Well obviously MJ is wrong LOL. It's Yakushima Hiroko (you know her from all those drama ne :) ).
MJ's reaction: e!? E!? *he even took out his sunglasses*
Actually the same as the rest of Arashi too.
MJ: why?
Staff: initially we're suggesting the studio guesting, however, she said that if we're going to do this, would be better to do a showdown with MJ.
Usually if we were to do a 1 side showdown, I'll aim to have MJ speechless. Hence the theme, garage parking showdown.
Yakushimaru-san is pretty confident with her skill and think that she can win.
Let's start with the showdown.
YH = Yakushimaru Hiroko
YH: So you're what people called MJ. Today we're going to go all out.
MJ: I'm just entertaining a lady's selfishness
YH: I'm still going to go all out (quoting Amachan's Suzuka Hiromi)
and MJ being Amachan fanboy... well...
The battle will have 3 stage with increasing difficulty. And who can do it faster will be the winner.
YH likes the challenge of parking in difficult spaces. So when she finds such places, she'll be 'let's see how we can do this.' Kakkoii.
To show her seriousness, for this battle, YH will be using her own car. The milleage is over 200K km. whoaa.... the maintenance cost must be high.
So obviously the other car is MJ's.
MJ has never driven such car and he doesn't get the car width (well older car tends to be longer and bigger), which is not good for him. LOL
First stage: Giri giri garage parking, basically you have to park into a space that barely fit your car's size (so imagine that super compact parking space). The main point in here is your sense of balance.
Start!
And YH amazingly done it, and without that sensor parking at that (it's an old car)! Sugoi!
Even MJ was impressed! YH's time is 55sec. MJ is feeling the pressure, this auntie is no joke LOL.
And YH commented that MJ should be able to do it faster if being careful.
Actually while YH is doing her challange, MJ was practicing, and he has the cheek to deny it LOL.
MJ's turn... well the last cap is obvious LOL.
MJ: I seriously thought it can go in.
LOL
YH's encouragement: this is only the first one, hohoho!
Challange #2 in literal meaning: Truji's home garage parking
YH is not good in backing.
In this challange, you need to do 50m backing plus passing the electrical pole, which is also simulated in terms of width here, before getting into that tiny space just like what's in the first challange.
Since YH's not good in backing, she struggled and failed as her tire hit the border, she did pass the pole though.
Bonus: pay attention to sho-chan's face on the 1st cap... LOL
MJ sneakily tried to pry for advice, but YH was smart enough to deflect haha.
And by miracle, MJ did it! in 5.36 minutes.
Staff: Did you think that there's no way you could have done it?
MJ: I also thought there's no way I could have done it. LOL such honesty.
Last challange, complex parking. The target spot is that corner spot that everybody hates.
YH: There's always that time when the empty space is at that end.
MJ: and also next to it is that huge car
*speaking from experience? wink wink*
So, while MJ is doing image simulation training, we're having the kakkoii way of doing things session.
How to easily open your snack pack without using scissors.
Bonus: MJ buuu face is LOL
Use 2 10yen coin, place each coin on front and back of 1 side of the package and with force do the tear motion.
What's funnier is both MJ & YH's fake expressions. wow!
Make a circle without using compass.
Buuu!! We can draw a circle without a compass.
How? Using 1 corner of your palm, press it in the middle of your paper, and when you draw, rotate the paper. Anybody want to try?
Even YH cannot hold her laughter :).
Lastly, how to take out the core of a lettuce without a knife.
The e!? expressions are so funny in here.
Basically you smash it to the table and that core is somehow automatically detached. You don't even need to twist the core. Hora!
And I think MJ's whoa expression is not fake at all here LOL.
Finally, the final challange! This time, the first contender is MJ. And yes, MJ failed in 6 seconds!
Even the person doesn't realize it. They need to replay it to see what went wrong and he failed the moment he passed the gate, not even 1 second. LOL
So, MJ pleads to have 1 more chance, in a very cute manner. Who could reject such plea???
YH was having so much fun with this roke shooting, she laughed so much.
And at the 2nd time, MJ failed again at 2 minutes time.
MJ was pissed, he didn't even see that LOL.
YH was LOL at the pissed off MJ.
MJ's awe expression at YH's skill. She was really good tbh.
And yes, she cleared this challange.
MJ was praising how well YH done and YH thought that when she did the backing slowly, it's a bit not cool.
MJ: Look at this rising intention (not sure what's this supposed to mean, I think this means implied boasting??), while here I am bumping it 2 times.
This pictorial shiritori game is actually quite fun if you think about it. The order is Kyari --> Ohno --> Nino --> Aiba --> Jun --> Sho (in repeats)
From the pic, it starts with Aisu (ice cream) --> Suika --> Ka (Mosquito) --> Karasu (crow) --> Suupu (soup) --> Puuru (pool) --> Ruubi (ruby) --> Bingo --> Goma (sesame) --> Marufu (Aiba-chan's miss, he thought it's Go, that's why he drew Golf, the staff saved Aiba-chan by saying it can be interpreted as Go (the board game) but Nino kept on insisting saying it's Goma... brat, but at the end he's OK with Go for the sake of the game) --> Fue --> Entotsu (chimney) --> Tsukue (desk) --> Engaku Shisou (desperate measure due to time constrain from Ohno part LOL) --> Kueshion maaku (question mark)
Subarashii!!!
I still have 1 Manabu post to be posted in this 2016, cross finger I can finish it on time.
